Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Hovercraft Schematics - Only $19.97!

Jesus knew that sugarcoating his message never made for a "salty saint" ...

Luke 14:25-27 (NIV)

The Cost of Being a Disciple

25 Large crowds were traveling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: 26 "If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple. 27 And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple.

Is that why we have such a hard time sharing our faith? It's a tough sell for sure. Food for thought.

I think we're more likely to take the soft soap route (audio clip). I don't like beating around the bush so it eases me to know that the World's Savior makes no apologies for His message. We love a strong, uncompromising God that offers abundance simply by following him. Simple things with simple rules ... hard to do and follow through.

So I lied - I don't have any Hovercraft schematics but would be interested in reselling yours if you have a proven concept, design, and working model. As the self-appointed Ambassador of Rock at ProSoap Industries, I could really use a sweet ride to promote industrial hand soap manufacturers, clean room constructors, triathlon teams, Lake Pointe ministries, JustinShouldNeverReadInClassAgain.com, local photographers, etc.

Everyone has a pimped out, customized Hummer - it does not impress anymore. The Hover Craft will though! So submit your designs today and I'll shoot you an offer.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oprah Mini? I don't think so, I have watched her for years.

Jerry Welch said...

See http://mylifeinrockwall.blogspot.com/2008/06/mini-oprahs-really-do-suck.html ... there I spell Oprah as "opera" and get corrected. I just can't win.